Le Cookie Chirps

(guess who said that… it’s the penguins! Skipper, to be exact!)

I was supposed to post up pictures from my umrah (it was a total BLAST beyond words!) but I’m lazy. Har di har.

Soon. I promise I will. At least one. Or two.

Soon…

ish..

Soonish.

:D

xoxo,

ChiRa

I posted it (the penguin quotes) on facebook but I’d like to share it with the lost souls who stumbled across my lousy-seemed-like-it’s-abandoned-but-actually-it’s-not blog to tell you guys that I’ve not stopped blogging and I do not intend to shut it down and that Yazzy said that everytime she opens my blog, she sees the same post from June 14th till now.

Honestly, I didn’t even know when was the last time I blogged. You are amazing, Yazzyyy!

Last night was superbly fun! =D Tracey’s back from Singapore for intership and we all met up at OU to catch up and I’ve not seen any of them for months! At 6pm, my dad came back from work and drove the familia to OU and I ate dinner with them and went to meet Tracey & Yasmin. Qing Han joined us after 5 minutes and we wandered around what to eat.

We settled at Sakae Sushi and after like an hour or so, SiewLin aka Baby G the fashionably late gal joined us! We talked and talked and laughed and ate and wandered around the mall. It was so good!!

It’s sad that we did not take any pictures lah but I did take one where Baby G whipped out her calculator but she’d kill me if I posted it. She reminds me of my dad! Just that he’s old very experienced so he does all calculations in his head and they’re like 99.99999 percent perfectly accurate.

We were all wearing black! Talk about great minds think alike. Hahaha.

Opinion 1 – Momsie : Why are you all so gothic?

Opinion 2 – Yasmin : So emo. Haha.

Opinion 3 – ChiRa : Cool right.

Pffft. My mum hates black. I like black, not because I am emo or gothic (ohmygod la, DO I LOOK GOTHIC TO YOU????!!!) but because I really like black. It matches EVERYTHING. Throw on a black t-shirt and you can wear pink flipflops or sliver earings or blue handbags with it.

Anyway, I did an analyze on my wadrobe. And since I colour coordinate my clothes (such FUN!), my pink-black-blue-misc clothes ratio is like.. 10-4-2-1.

I frequently spring clean my wardrobe. To find out clothes I never knew I had and to fold everything and start a new system. And to give away old (but in seriously good conditions) clothes or cut them up for materials or revamp bla bla bla.

And I usually discover things like yellow cardigans or green blouses. And then I’ll fold them back and the whole cycle starts again. I’m such a loser that I still keep a few ‘kiddy’ clothes just because some were handmade or painted by so and so’s mum or plain expensive. Like that Guess Kids shirt that is starting to look like it’s.. falling apart.

Haha.

Bee Trice left for Perth yesterday morning. We spent our last time together by going ice-skating last Wednesday. I finally bought my black boot covers! And it came with this scrunchie that I had no use for because my hair is so short.

That day was probably one of the best skating sessions. I didn’t fall AT ALL nor did I trip on my toepick. And I got to do my lunge and my pivot is getting BETTER hahaha I can finally do a slow spin at the end. I used to be good at pivot until this stupid orange (or was it yellow) t-shirt hockey guy knocked into me when I was spinning (fast) till I fell and he just skated away and I became phobic…. I think I’ve typed this like a million times already. And thus developed a tiny hatred disliking for hockey guys although some are really nice.

Yeah like that day when this guy was following Bee when she was skating and I was like… “What the hell is he doing??!!” and then he bumped into me and lalalala… you don’t have to know. I’d probably bore you with the details again.

Ahhh shoot why didn’t I like talk more to him… He’s so cute. HAHAHAHA.

I wanted Beard Papa’s cream puff but it’s CLOSED DOWN can you believe it.

Bee : Shah, that place closed already.

Me : You’re kidding. Ha ha. Don’t lie. I want cream puff. I’ve not eaten it in AGES.

Bee : I’m serious. No more.

Me : (looking at the place where it used to be) OMG YOU’RE SERIOUS.

Bee : I told you.

Me : Nah. We’ll just go get like pretzels or doughnuts or something.

A few moments later..

Me : (walking pass) I hate you, [insert name of shop that's taking over]

Bee : Hahaha.

Anyhoo, we got pretzels and I got extras because my mum’s friend is at our house. I can’t wait for Bee to come back here next ‘semester’ because we only saw each other a measly 3 times due to unexpected turn of events.

Sigh.

The other day, I slept over at Chiew Yi’s. She’s back from UK by the way. For 3 freaking months! ^_^ And we slept at 3am. Or later. We were supposed to play games but her contoller was spoilt (talk about perfect timing) and read and read and read….

I think my favourite part was when she wanted to show me a few Jap vids on Youtube and we were suppose to whisper and I don’t do well with whispering, I think it’s funny but actually, I’m just a little deaf hahaha. I can hear sounds but can’t make out words and all I did was laugh the whole time while she keeps shushing me in fear her mum would wake up. AHAHAHA it’s so cool. I think we should whisper everyday bwahahaha!

That same morning, I went over to Sunway Uni to meet with Dr Teoh. And after that, I met up with Ai-Suan and Karyn (!!!!) and seriously they never change and I miss bullying Zuan with Karyn. They took me for a tour with various arguments in between, so typical of us and of course the main highlight was the LIBRARY.

*dies*

Of course it’s nowhere compared to IRC (ZOMG I MISS IRC) but the books… especially the fiction.. kicks IRC’s tush hands down. I CAN’T wait to start borrowing books!

But not so soon. I’ve currently 8 books waiting to be read.

Finished : Castle in The Air by Diana Wynne Jones & a various Archies/B & V Digests, RD July 09..

Currently reading : The Host by Stephanie Meyer

Temporarily dis-reading : Eldest by Christopher Paolini and A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon

Waiting to read : The Missing Series by Meg Cabot (5 books) and… uhh.. I’ve forgotten the tittles.

WANT TO READ : Brisngr by Christopher Paolini, Something’s Wrong With Me by Nigel Smith (I sent the Kinokuniya crew into a 30-minute frenzy to find that book which.. in the end.. I was the one who found it. -___-;;;) and… hmm.

I have no life. :D

Soraya’s leaving soon for Melbourne. Okay, next Sunday. What the.. TT___TT. We’re meeting up soon.. SOON. MUST. Sad but.. oh well.

A lot of our friends are leaving. So it’s like a happy-sad month. And I daresay that July is one good month for me.

My mum’s birthday was last weekend. 4th July. My dad checked us in Impiana Hotel. And there’s free Internet in the room! Thank God I brought my lappie. I was facebooking the whole time and chatting with Shiqs & Nabs. LOL. My mum kept on reading what went on between Nabs & I… suffice to say, I hope it doesn’t happen again. It sucked.

I spent a bomb on my mum’s birthday.. and skating. I hate to see dough slipping through my fingers once I get them. And I hate asking. But my mum forbids me to work (I MISS WORKING) and it sucks hell because I am SOOOO freaking jealous to see pictures of my friends without me in it.

@_______@

I met Amir one of the days I went to Petrosains with Bee. We were supposed to watch a movie but it was too late so I was like.. Petrosains changed alot. And we went to check it out. And boy… it WAS different. It’s more… colourful and more exhibits but I miss the old days.

They used to have a million volunteers to explain science (like what I do, gab all day!) but there seemed to be none when we went and the side mini science shows were all empty.. I had to be Bee’s personal guide and half of the things were new..

Sigh.

(I shall not rove on because I don’t want to be fired or sued. Call me a paranoid loser, I don’t care, this is my blog. Duh! Lalala)

I’m not allowed to work because it’s a ”waste of time” *does finger signals* and they think I’ll get the H1N1 virus and die. At first I was quite down by it but now I’m trying to make the most of my ‘study break’ because…

I got accepted into Sunway’s Bachelor of Psychology course! And I’m starting 13th August.

FAQ :

Q : OMG must you start like.. from scratch?

A : No. I said first year. And no, I don’t have to go for like foundation or anything. *turns to someone* Why does everyone asks me that question? Didn’t they hear me?

Yeah. I get that A WHOLE LOT. HELLO PEOPLE. LISTEN PROPERLY OKAY.

And there are a tons more dumb questions people ask.. seriously, don’t you people have BRAINS to think???!!

I have to log off now. I am hungry and I still have some leftover sushi from this morning. Yeahhh. Sushi.

Heh heh heh.

Ah yes. There’s a 55% chance that I might be visiting UTP one of the weekends before term starts. I hope I can, I miss my buddies SOOOOO MUCH! And DC++! Keep your fingers crossed!

OH. And here are the quotes! I spent like an hour doing this. It’s pretty simple now because I type faster and I watched it a million times so I more or less know what they’re saying. It’s 99pct accurate but I can’t really make out a couple of words so I typed the most suitable and closest to it. Feel free to correct.

Enjoy!
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Quotes from Penguins of Madagascar : Paternal Egg-stinct (My favourite episode!)

Marlene : Guess what I found at my habitat today? (pulls out an egg)
Private : (obvious joy) It’s… it’s…
Kowalski : An egg?
Marlene : YES! And you are birds… so..
Skipper : So.. what?
Marlene : Back at the aquarium, the daddy penguins handle egg duty.
Skipper : Marlene, we are an elite force not nursemaids.
Kowalski : (takes egg) Actually, Skipper, incubation is a guy thing for penguins. It’s natural instinct.
Private : Owoo. (takes egg)
Skipper : You too, Kowalski? We can’t give in to every gushy urge nature’s burn upon our species!
Private, Kowalski & Rico : Oooo koochi koochi kooo oooo…
Skipper : Aww come on, you marshmallows! Think manly thoughts like uhm.. monster trucks! Huwaahh!
Private, Kowalski & Rico : Koooochi kooochi kooo kooochi…
Skipper : (melts) Ahh.. Isn’t that just the.. (shakes head) Ughh! No can do!

(King Julien wants the egg)
Marlene : You.. laid an egg?
Kowalski : That’s highly illogical for a mammal, unless.. Are you part platypus?!
King Julien : What did.. You are a partapus! But I.. I am king of things! Longingly I have waited for the spirits to give me a proper heir to my throne. Clearly, that is why they sent me this egg.
Marlene : Sent you…?
King Julien : Yes. Indirectly. I shall call him Julien Junior! JJ! I will raise him to be just like me – handsome, brilliant and most of all.. humble.
Skipper : (turns to Marlene) We’ll take ‘im.
Private : YAY! Resume koochi kooing, men!
King Julien : (menacingly) Well, we will see who is koochi kooing when I..
(everyone stares at King Julien)
King Julien : HEY. I was muttering to me, not you silly penguins… now, carry on!

Skipper : Clock is ticking, commence Operation Hard-Boiled.

Private : (sees Skipper arranging things on the table) Oh lovely! You’re playing a game with Eggy!
Skipper : Oho whoaa, this is nooo game, Private. This tiny obstacle course trains tiny soldiers. (holds Eggy up)

(Kowalski puts Eggy on a few bundles of sacks)
Private : Oh, you’ve built a crib for Eggy!
Kowalski : No. It’s an Intelligence Intensifying Incubation Chamber. From egg to egg-head in one pikajolt.

(Rico is flying a kite outside)
Rico : Raowww… Eeeeyoww…
Private : Please tell me you’re just flying a kite. HAAAH! Rico! Where’s Eggy?!
Rico : Uh uh. (points upwards)
Private : Eggy can’t fly! Bring him down! Bring him down! (tugs at string)
(Kite hits Rico)
Private : You’ve lost Eggy!
Rico : Uhh.. Uh uhm. Bwwwwekk. (vomits out Eggy that’s covered in mucus)

(King Julien watches penguins from his throne)
King Julien : (sighs) Look at them with the vomiting of my JJ. That is no way for a royal lemur egg to be treated! He should be at my side! My left side! Right about.. here.

(starts singing JJ song)

Me and my JJ, with me he will stay-ay and then we can play-ay all night and all day-ay.
From this lemur egg, my lemur prince will rise.
Its little feeble leg growing to king size.
He’ll be regally, he’ll be legally mine.

Aww, look at how cute he is!

Me and my JJ, with me he will stay-ay and then we can play-ay from June until May-ay.
He’ll be regally, absolegally mine.

(JJ song ends)

King Julien : (daydreaming) Heh heh heh. Why yes, JJ. Of course you can kick Mort.
Maurice : Your Highness..
King Julien : No no, he likes it.
Maurice : YOUR HIGHNESS!
King Julien : Maurice! You totally ruined my JJ daydream, it had music and everything!

(King Julien gets an idea)
King Julien : I think I am getting an idea. Yes, it is definitely an idea. And I have it! ME! Ahahaha.

Private : You’re in safe hands now, Eggy. (looks down) Well, safe feet.

Private : You don’t know everything, Skipper!
Skipper : Private.
(Rico hits tank’s glass window)
Private : I’m sorry, Skipper. It’s just that I..
Skipper : Think you know what’s best for this new cadet? But you’re just a boy yourself. A dreamer. What could you possibly know about raising him?
(timer bell rings)
Private : (takes Eggy) Ah! I’ll show you! It’s my shift!

Private : Skipper! Skipper! I felt him kick and then he smiled at me!
(Skipper, Rico & Kowalski look at Private)
Private : What?
(Skipper points down to Private)
Mort : (popping out from coconut shell) I’m an egg! Arf arf!
King Julien : Ohoho yes! Who’s your daddy now? Not me, because I am JJ’s daddy! (drops egg)
Private : AAAHH! MY BABY!

Mother duck : Do you have my egg?!
Marlene : Uhm. Kind.. kind of. But no. But I sent it to the best eggy-sitters.

Private : Eggy’s gone. And it’s all my fault. I am a bad daddy.
Skipper : No moping on duty, Private.

(Seeing popcorn cart going towards a stuck Eggy)
Private : Quickly men! Operation Stop Pop! Go go go!

Private : (cuddling Eggy) You’re safe now. And… you have little feet! (cooing) Oh yes you do!
King Julien : I demand custody! Look at all the danger you have heaved upon my JJ!
Skipper : We heaved?! You’re the heaver, mister! Eggy was aces until you pilfered him!
King Julien : But I pilfered JJ while he was on your watching. That makes you responsible for my irresponsibility!

(Eggy hatches)
Eggy : Mama?
Private : Aww. He thinks I’m his..
Mother duck : Mama’s here!

(Eggy hugs Private & rejoins his duck family, the penguins are sad)
Skipper : Monster trucks, men. Monster trucks.
King Julien : Whooaa wait! Does she get to keep ALL the JJs?

Skipper : You did good today, Private.
Private : It’s just instincts, Skipper.
Rico : Awwwww.
Private : Skipper, do you think Eggy will remember us?

Eggy : (to other ducklings) Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.

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Okay! That’s all folks! My parents are still out so I wanna enjoy the telly before they’re back.

And my blog is not dead.

Yazzy, I hope you enjoy this post & the quotes. LAUGH OKAY. :)

xoxo,

ChiRa