So She Lazer Beamed Me With Her Cosmic Eyes
Here are the snippets as promised :) They are not in any particular order. Enjoy!
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In the library :
ChiRa : Hey Vignesh, (tugs arm) look at Frrh typing!
Vignesh : (Glance) Lightning.
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After movie session during Stats lecture :
Kelvin : Dr. Tam, you’re the best!
Dr. Tam : The movie ah? Ya ya ya! I watched it 2 times!
K : No no. YOU’RE the best!
DT : Really? Oh! Thank you!
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During Intro Psych Lecture :
The Lecturer : You don’t need everything that you buy. You don’t need that “hot pink dress” you bought from somewhere…. (stares at ChiRa)
The Class : (stares at ChiRa too)
C : Uhh.. (nervous)
TL : I’m sorry! I had to look! There are two pinks here! (referring to me and Nanko sitting behind)
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During English :
(Discussing something about parallelism)
The Lecturer : I went to see my lecturer. Don’t use parallelism.
Archshanaa : Is it ‘I went to saw my lecturer’? Cannot be right?
The Class : HAHAHAHA.
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During Stats tutorial :
(Discussing about SPSS questions and the dataset)
Dataset and questions 1 – About handphone usage time and size of brain tumours.
The Lecturer : Wah use more than 5 hours a day until it’s burnt (referring to handphone usage of 5 hours and above).
TL : (about no usage at all) What’s the point of having a handphone if you don’t use? Don’t call? OH nevermind! Wait for your friend to call!
D & Q 2 – Amount of soya bean products consumed and men’s sperm count.
TL : Find the means and standard deviation of sperm count for each soya bean product group. (pause) What a sensitive question! Don’t get offended ya, boys!
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During English :
ChiRa : (talking to Vignesh)
Frrh : (grabs Chi’s hands and stroke it against her arm) I got scales.
C : Uhm.
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In Stats lecture :
(Discussing ANOVA [I think] questions about pigeons and pecking rates)
Nigel & David : What is null hypothesis?
Vignesh : Pigeons will peck faster blablabla.
The Lecturer : Okay the null hypothesis is ‘there is no difference’.
David : (turns around) Why you lie to me?
V : OI.
Nigel : (turns around) Why you lie to me?
V : What?! Another one?!
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During Research Methods lecture :
(Discussing take-home assignment)
Someone : (asks David a question about RM)
(David answers)
Someone : How you know?
D : (hand gestures) I had a revelation!
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During RM lecture also :
(David scored 23/30 for the graded assignment for the coursework and it was one of the highest. Vigs scored 21.5 while Nigel & I got 20.5)
Nigel : Very Godly.
Vigs & Chi : Huh? What does that mean?
N : Means that David is God.
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(David asked a question about the said RM take-home assignment and Vignesh started to explain)
Chi : If David is God and he doesn’t know it and Vignesh is explaining about it to David, then, what is Vignesh?
Nigel : (dramatic pause) Vignesh she.. She’s the God’s Mother.
Chi : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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(I went to get some crackers to keep me awake)
David : Come la. Give me la. That thing is not good for your health. I rather suffer and eat it for you than let you suffer. Let me eat it lah. Not good for you.
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Micheal : (pointing) You’re Indonesian right?
Chi : NO, I’m Malaysian.
Nigel : (laughing hard)
Micheal : (aghast) Nooooooooooooooooooo.
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Before class :
Kelvin : Where is my pisang? (Lee, 2009)*
Deena and Yik Peng : Muahahahaha. Gosh. It’s supposed to be where is the banana cake? (Sabapathy & Lee, 2009)*
*I had to include the in-text citation because if I don’t, Kelvin will sue me LOL!
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During Intro Psych lecture :
(Topic – Social Psychology)
The Lecturer : All these shape what you’ve thunk and done before.
The Class : Thunk?
TL : Yes. The past tense of think is thunk. No please don’t write that on your English paper.
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TL : ‘Religion is an opium for the masses’. Can you write that down? It’s a beautiful quote.
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TL : The ———- think highly of themselves. They have baseball and call them World Series. A beauty pageant is called Miss Universe. Wait till an alien comes and be like “Hey! I’m part of the universe too!”
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TL : If you’ve a stereotype about Indian men being drunk (Kuhen stands and leaves).. Oh he’s leaving because he’s angry.
(It’s a joke!)
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During IP break :
Chi : (admiring Alex’s iPod Touch)
Alex : (explaining what it’s all about)
Ayesha : Just take it Shahirah. Just take it.
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TL : I jut got a heart attack because I got 45 slides today and I’m at slide 18.
Archy : but we’ve only 30 minutes left.
TL : Nevermind. I can do it!
Alex : Our ears are gonna burn!
TL : Yeah your ears are gonna burn.
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Okay. That’s all I can remember and what I wrote on bits and pieces of paper. If I remember more, I’ll surely to type it out.
I need to sleep badly! I’ve so manymanymany more assignments to do! And study!
At least I’ve blogged for this week. I don’t have to take time to blog again later.
:)
Till then, ciao bella!
xoxo,
ChiRa
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